The man: Damn it, i can barely walk! Shit, the garbage can! White on red, nothing move. Red on white, everything goes out... (PUKING) That feel good! Damn, what the hell am i going to say to my wife?
The wife: There U are! You're drunk once again!!! The man: Who? Me? The wife; That's impossible! Look what U have done! The man: Honey, that's not what U think. In the subway, a guy was drunk like shit and he puked alll over me!! And if U don't believe me it's like U calling me a liar!! The wife: We will talk about it tomorow; Give me ur clothes!
The man: 1 last glass to wash my teeth up! The wife: Hey tell me! You'll be able to recognyze the guy who did that? The man: No problem! I have picture him right in my head! The wife: I hope so cuz he also shited in your pant!