The nune: Everything is ok? The guy: I'm sorry my nune. The nune: I'm doing the same thing too sometimes! And as the lord put U on my way, could U show me your thing? The guy: Are U joking my nune? The nune: NO, no,no, not at all! It's been 50 years since i live in this convent and i never had the chance to see one so closely! Come on be nice. The guy: As U wishe The nune: Oh what a beauty!! May i touch it? The guy: Well. No problem my nune. The nune; What a softness!! It's seem like... The guy: When i'll tell that to my friends... The nune: To your friends, when u'll see them, you'll also tell them that it's forbiden to pee on the convent's walls!!